Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
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