I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
our cab driver is having phone sex.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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