Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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