Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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it glows. i had to have it.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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