I need help removing her.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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