a queef is a wish your heart makes.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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