I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he shaved USA in his pubs
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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