i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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