I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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