Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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