Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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