Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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