WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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