Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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