16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
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Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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