did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
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I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
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He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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