You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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