You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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