I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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