Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
You are a genius and a whore.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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