I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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