I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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