Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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