your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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