dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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