I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
The struggles of a small town man whore
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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