I heard we made out
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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