my shit smells like andre
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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