Don't you send me to vm
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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