The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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