her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
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Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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