11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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