you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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