ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
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As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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