Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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