Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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