Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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