okay pat passed out under dana's car
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
It's shark week go big or go home
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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