my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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