was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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