Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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