Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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11/10 would buy him a McLobster
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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