I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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