so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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