OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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