at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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