Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
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i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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