I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
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Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
My vagina is very pro this idea
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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