Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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