Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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